The Empire of Soviet enterpize is a huge, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 872 million Greenlanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenland. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Soviet enterpizean economy, worth 27.3 trillion dolleys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 31,357 dolleys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet enterpize's national animal is the Moose.

Soviet enterpize is ranked 106,725^th in the world and 133^rd in Eurth for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.